Thursday, May 31, 2012

The Invincible Iron Man #516

The Invincible Iron Man #516 
  Writer: Matt Fraction
  Artist:  Salvador Larroca
  Color Art:  Frank D'Armata

Here We Go Again:  Tony Quits!


So, apparently, Iron Man's enemies figured it would be a great time to team up.  Mandarin, Son of Stane, and Daughter of Justin Hammer join forces and fool the government and the world into believing Tony Stark shouldn't be Iron Man.  So, now the government can shut off Tony's armor, which by the way, is now part of him and he can make it come out like the Venom Symbiote, whenever they want.  Tony also hs taken a drink, and has been sober for 21 days.  Oh boy....haven't seen this before....

The Good:
Not much.  The art is good.  The whole Spymaster reveal is interesting.  The relationship between the allied villains is tenuous at best.

The Bad:
Again, this is nothing new.  Oh, except now it is James Rhodes faking his death instead of Tony Stark.  Apparently, Matt Fraction went to the Ed Brubaker Marvel school on "creative" writing:  just rip off stories others told and update them a little.  We have seen Tony's foes band together in the past"  Armor Wars, etc..  We have seen Tony take drinks.  We have seen Tony quit being Iron Man.  Yawn.  And Detroit Steel?  Stupid name, stupid group.  The Marvel architects seem to just be building a house of recycled tripe, rather than a house of ideas.

Bottom Line:
Long Way Down is just going to be another waste of time.  Like in the build-up to the Cap movie, we need to tick people off to generate a buzz around Iron Man quitting, and then, just before the movie hits, Tony Stark will come back and make everyone happy.  This formula is an insult to most readers' intelligences, and is typical of Marvel under Alonso and Quesada.  Quesada is not paying homage or giving you what you want, he is pandering and showing you how stupid he thinks you are.

New Hope Patriot Missile Rating:


  0 out of 5 Shields

Spread the Sickness....

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Avengers Assemble #1-2 (2012)

Avengers Assemble #1 (2012)
 Writer: B.M Bendis
  Penciller:  Mark Bagley
  Inker:  Danny Miki
  Colors:  Paul Mounts

Let's Launch Another Avengers Book to Sap Money and Dilute the Brand Some More!!!!!


Ok, So basically, there is a new Zodiac.  Die Hards may remember the Old Zodiac, where Jacob Fury was Scorpio and had possession of the Zodiac Key (yes, Nick Fury's brother).  Each member wore a costume and had a codename in line with the 12 creatures of the Zodiac.  They ran different criminal enterprises and came together for big schemes.  This group tackled everybody, from the Avengers, the West Coast Avengers, SHIELD, you name it.  So, now we have a new incarnation....just in time to launch another Avengers book to capitalize on the movie!!!! Cha-ching!

The Good:
Bagley and Miki's work is fantastic.  The lines are crisp and clear, the colors vivid (though no one does color like the fetching Bettie Breitweiser!).  The dialogue is nice, and fits each character well.  My question is, why do we need another book?  This would make a great story in the regular titles.  Oh yeah, that's right, we are money whores at Marvel, so we need to beat every franchise into the ground!

The Bad:
Why another book?  If we weren't wasting resources in the other books, this would make a great story in the current Avengers book.  However, since we want to dilute and rape the consumer, let's just keep it here.  So, we continue with this overexposure of solid franchises.

Bottom Line:
Good story, good looking art.  If, in this Obama economy you can afford it, I would suggest taking a look.  If you are close to tapped out (and who, except for Obama's Hollywood or Goldman Sachs buddies isnt?), then you could wait a bit.  However, I am liking what I am seeing so far, far more than A vs. X.

New Hope Patriot Missile Rating:


  3 out of 5 Shields



Avengers Assemble #2 (2012)
  Writer: B.M Bendis
  Penciller:  Mark Bagley
  Inker:  Danny Miki
  Colors:  Paul Mounts

Hey, I Know, Let's Use a Cosmic Voice Scene, Like We Did in the Movie....



OK, when last we left the Avengers in this book, they were fighting members of the (new?) Zodiac organization.  Now, we discover that there may indeed be Alien or Cosmic forces behind this new incarnation.  OOh.  Ahh...Could it be....a reimagined Thanos?  Who is doing the talking at the beginning?  Could it be the Kree Supreme Intelligence?  Anyway, Taurus is kicking Norse butt by pounding Thor when Iron Man decides to zap him a few times.  Taurus, however, lays the smack down on the armored one (Taurus, by the way, is my Zodiac sign, for all you ladies out there...LOL).  Why does Zodiac want the Ultimate Nullifier?  How can the Green Hulk help?  And, can the Avengers stand up to a full astrological assault?

The Good:
Seeing the real, original Hulk back in the fold is good.  Bagley and Mounts and Miki continue to dole out excellent renderings of characters with great art.  The new versions of the Zodiac are interesting as well as intriguing.  It will be neat to see what powers are manifested for each sign.  We have seen some, but to get the full scope, like Pokemon, we gotta get em all!.  And, Bendis appears to have learned how to write good stories again...shocking!

The Bad:
Again, this should be in the current books.  There was no need to launch this new title.  Better a self contained team arc than the tripe that is A vs. X. Another bad thing in most of Marvel's books as well as DC:  I AM TIRED OF GETTING RIPPED OFF THE LAST THREE OR FOUR PAGES OF STORY BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME NEW PRODUCT YOU WANT TO SHILL OR SOME PREVIEW YOU PUT IN EVERY DAMN BOOK FOR TWO MONTHS.  IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO WRITE A FULL STORY, JUST HAVE THE ARTISTS EXTEND SOME BATTLE SCENES OR SOMETHING.  Thank you.

Bottom Line:
Good story.  Nice art.  If you are looking to get a story arc on the ground floor and maybe find out about a bunch of interesting looking villains, then this is the book for you.  If you are already avengered out by the film and the crappy A vs. X stuff, then maybe this could rekindle your love for Earth's Mightiest Heroes!

New Hope Patriot Missile Rating:


  3 out of 5 Shields

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Avenging Spider-Man #5 (2012)

Avenging Spider-Man #5 (2012)
  Writer: Zeb Wells
  Artist: Leinil Francis Yu
  Inker: Gerry Alanguilan
  Color Artist: Sunny Gho

I Knew It!  Cap Was a Comic Nerd, Too!!!!!

Spidey and the Avengers are hanging out at the mansion, looking at a newspaper article highlighting comics drawn by Captain America in his youth as Steve Rogers.  The comics feature Roger Stevens, aka Star Spangled, the human tank.  Spidey steps in it when he jokes about them and Cap walks into the room....Cap proceeds to talk about how silly the stories were and how he gave it all up a long time ago.  However, our intrepid Spidey feels a sense of kinship with Cap as a fellow nerd and he tries to get Cap to reconnect to his nerd roots and take up the pencil again.

The Good:
This is just a nice story of Spidey and Cap finding something in common, with the backdrop of an Avengers mission.  Spidey is trying to get past the stoic soldier facade and get to know the real Cap.  The artwork is fantastic and the dialogue between Spidey and Cap and the awkwardness Cap feels about discussing nerddom is touching and funny.  The other characters have some good moments, but this is all about new school nerd connecting with old school nerd.  Cap gets a little insenstive at Spidey trying to help, and both realize that passions and hobbies are important parts of us that shouldn't be thrown away.

The Bad:
Do these folks at Marvel forget that Steve Rogers was once a commercial artist?  They kind of forget that, especially when Cap says that "he wasn't that good" or that art "wasn't his calling."  I mean, obviously, Captain America is his calling, but based on the past, Cap was/is a heck of an artist, so the idea we seem to forget he was an artist is just a little much.  However, it does make a nice, touching buddy story.

The Bottom Line:
I don't normally buy this book, but the good cover and Cap appearance made me pick it up. Glad I did.  It is a nice story, and a great memorial tribute to the late, great Joe Simon. 

New Hope Patriot Missile Rating:


  4.5 out of 5 Shields

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Captain America #10-11 (2011)

Captain America #10 (2011)
Writer: Ed Brubaker
Penciller: Alan Davis
Inker:  Mark Farmer
Colorist:  Laura Martin

Powerless Part 5...Please God let this end.....



 
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